Marsupial Mayhem Koala T-Shirt
KOALA: TOXIC LETHARGY
Embrace the grim existence of the Koala. Forged through 45 million years of twisted evolution, it thrives on poisonous eucalyptus. Its guts wage war against toxins, while it slumbers for 20 hours in death-like trance. Witness the abyssal bellows and the razor claws that grip its arboreal domain.
The Koala: a testament to unyielding, toxic survival.
Care Instructions:Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Notes:Batch variations are normal due to factors like temperature and materials, and we strive to minimize these differences as much as possible. We appreciate your understanding.
KOALA: TOXIC LETHARGY
Embrace the grim existence of the Koala. Forged through 45 million years of twisted evolution, it thrives on poisonous eucalyptus. Its guts wage war against toxins, while it slumbers for 20 hours in death-like trance. Witness the abyssal bellows and the razor claws that grip its arboreal domain.
The Koala: a testament to unyielding, toxic survival.
Care Instructions:Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Notes:Batch variations are normal due to factors like temperature and materials, and we strive to minimize these differences as much as possible. We appreciate your understanding.
KOALA: TOXIC LETHARGY
Embrace the grim existence of the Koala. Forged through 45 million years of twisted evolution, it thrives on poisonous eucalyptus. Its guts wage war against toxins, while it slumbers for 20 hours in death-like trance. Witness the abyssal bellows and the razor claws that grip its arboreal domain.
The Koala: a testament to unyielding, toxic survival.
Care Instructions:Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
Notes:Batch variations are normal due to factors like temperature and materials, and we strive to minimize these differences as much as possible. We appreciate your understanding.